I finally found it! Familymediaguide.com

This is a website that shows all the unfamily friendly content in a movie. It lists every curse word and every sexual reference. That way you can see if you really want to see a movie or not. A movie might have more sexual content than you might be comfortable with for example. I hate the “f” word. On the other hand, the webiste goes a little far like listing the word “stupid” as a bad word, or pepsi cola as a drug reference. It is fun to read anyways, even if you like “r” rated movies.

Try these out, some of them I have read and really enjoyed.
(Plan on reading soon)

(Real good book)

(One of my favorites!)

Ok, I decided to have some fun!! Read and enjoy!

DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one (on Ebay?), buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot
one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the
2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You
are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to
the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an
ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of
beer,give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don’t know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows
you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don’t milk them because you cannot touch any
creature’ private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government
to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting
to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he’s French, other times
he’s Flemish.
The Flemish cow won’t share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow’s
milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

The Port Huron Statement by Tom Hayden. This is an important document to the New Left of the 1960s. Though it contains many good critiques of the USA like the inequality of blacks and the use of nuclear weapons, it calls for a democratic socialist society.

The ideas seem tame, but how do I know that the New Left is not an evolutionary socialist party? They reject Communism, especially the Soviet model, but what exactly is their goal? I still have a lot of research to do. Is this the Third Way? A tactic to bring socialist to power?

This is interesting!

The link is the Declaration of Independence of Vietnam written in 1945 by Ho Chi Minh, for the “Democratic Republic of Vietnam”, since renamed the Socialist Republic of Vietnam.

This made my heart stop beating
“Two Tactics of Social-Democracy in the Democratic Revolution” by V.I. Lenin written June-July 1905″

Especially this one
Title:The Tactics of “Eliminating The Conservatives from the Government” (from VI Lenin, 1905)

Is this the “New Democracy” Chavez talks about? Is he merely using Lenin and Marx? Is that why Bush is the enemy, because he is a conservative? Curse my liberal public school education!!