Fifth Generation

I promise that the reason why I love studying about Barbarians and Mongol hordes has nothing to do with them being sexy. I promise! The fact that they are sexy is only secondary. Besides, they probably smelled bad and I don’t like men that are too hairy. What do you think?

Here is the sexy King Alaric of the Goths. I can’t find the glam rocker looking Alaric from the History Channel. He “sacked” Rome.

If only Atila the Hun really looked this good! This is Gerard Butler, who is famous from the movie 300, playing Atila the Hun back in 2001. The move was great if not historically accurate.

This is Geiseric of the Vandals. Not too sexy, but oh well! Hollywood and the video games do a much better job depicting savage warriors. They can even make Genghis Khan look sexy, except for that John Wayne movie.

Remember this? John Wayne was the least sexy Barbarian.