The Thoughtful Homemaker

I had insomnia one night and so I watched the entire first interview of Yoko and John on the Dick Cavett show. I have always heard about it but saw it for the first time. After watching that show I understand now why people so despised Yoko. I know that I really wanted to hear John interview, but almost the entire show was about Yoko, Yoko, Yoko. Yoko has an art exhibit coming up, Yoko has a new album, Yoko has a new book out in paperback, Yoko made a 15 minute movie of a fly crawling on a naked lady. Yeah, John claimed he was behind the movie but the entire film had Yoko making insane high pitched gargling noises in the background. John made another video of a building getting built and again, Yoko’s horrible screeching was in the background. Then they played Yoko’s new single, “Mrs.Lennon” where she sounded like a drunk Asian woman singing Karaoke. Then Yoko showed Dick Cavett a conversation exercise with a stethoscope where she told Dick Cavett that he could touch her where ever he wanted. Even John looked embarrassed.

Yoko was not wearing a bra and a skirt so short you had a view of her underwear the whole time. She talked so much about herself and talked in a flirty slutty way between cigarettes and kept interrupting John. If you think I only hate Yoko because she married a Beatle you are insane. I wasn’t born then and I watched Dick Cavett’s interview with George Harrison which I thought was BORING. George did not do a great job and to me he has the strongest accent. He was definitely more working class than the others. He would just answer in one word answers. It doesn’t help that Dick Cavett is one of the most boring men I have ever seen.